Friday, 30 May 2014
Saturday, 3 May 2014
iGear IG TF005 Shark Attack Squad
Well, iGear. This is a little treat. Not that you would
initially think it.
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| You're gonna need a bigger boat |
The Shark Attack Squad come to you in a box so large that
it could comfortably house all of your exes, their myriad neuroses, a fridge full of white cider and a camera crew to record the results, yet the fellas inside this intimidating cave of cardboard are merely tubby deluxe sized morsels.
This set is iGear’s own take on the G1 Sharkticons introduced in the 1986
release ‘Transformers: The Movie’, and a nifty bio on the back encourages army
building with the idea being that this lot work together better in groups of three
and upwards. It’s a reference to the legion of Sharkticons in the employ of
Quintessa’s five faced tentacled slime and no doubt a hint for you to pick up
more.
Not sure how that works on your wallet but let’s strip the meat
from the bone and find out if troop building mouths on legs is
worth it.
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| Quint. Brody. Hooper. |
A trio of near identical shock troopers, ‘Classics’ styled and scaled, the SAS are individually identifiable by their eyepatches/scars/expressions and the colour bars on their chests.
Check out the names. Nice work there
iGear. Nice work.
And they remind me of a fella who would park himself at
the end of the bar I used to work in and cause nothing but grief. He was wider
than he was tall (and he could never have been called a tall man), rocked a
permanent scowl and enjoyed a good ruck. You couldn’t help but love him for it though, and the fact
that he was unable to fold his arms across his chest somehow made that stumpy meat
machine all the more adorable whenever he got his angry on.
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| Well 'ard? |
These three nail that lovable thug look bang on the nose. Literally. Look at their noses. Probably did it with with their own flails. Speaking of weapons, in addition to the mace they also pack two identical guns apiece.
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| Definitely expendables |
The robot modes are not short on detailing either. Cast in
a metallic flake grey for the main body and baby blue for the thighs, elbows
and fists, there’s paint, ridges, curved lines aplenty and one hell of a shirt collar.
Unfortunately, the facial details are not as sharp as I
would have liked them to be and very simple which is a bit of a shame personally. They're almost brilliant. That said you do get differing expressions and detailing across the three.
The tightness of the joints also varies from figure to figure. Nothing major, but Brody’s shoulders are noticeably looser than Quint’s, and Quint's hips are not as tight as Brody's. Brody can't crush a Coke can either. They are nice and sturdy though, with a decent weight to them. It's good plastic too, great actually.
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| Somehow, I reckon Apex and Geminus have this covered |
Articulation isn't stellar, but you can get them in a
decent array of poses and the heel spurs are effective enough to prevent them from
toppling over.
The transformation is simple enough to work out without
using instructions. The robot legs become the back half and the head flips up
into the ‘throat’. Hands slide back into a cavity and the robot arms become the
sharks legs. The flail becomes the tail and the guns go.. hmm, the guns go back into the box.
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| '..and the robot arms become the sharks legs' |
With their googly eyes and rubbery antennae, thickset bodies, skeletal forearms and chicken legs, the Sharkticons of the G1 world are a spot on representation of the deep blue seas most revered predator.
Said nobody ever.
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| 'Yes boys, apparently we swim in it' |
Now I know that these are from Quintessa, and the wildlife
there is probably a tad different to our own flora and fauna, but come on.
Dorsal fin aside are you seeing a shark? Let alone anything that could realistically swim? It matters not though, as this chimerical
hybrid of rabid terrier, odontophiliac fantasy and mudskipper is a sight to behold. A chunky mess of tooth and claw, these things are built for
eating and a great ‘Universe’ take on the G1 design.
Articulation is passable here.
Be careful with handling
them. The claws and teeth - they be sharp, lad. The ones on the arms especially. Blood in the water and that, we don’t want any accidents.
I really do like this mode. As charmingly daft as the robot form is, for most people it's only ever going to be about the can diggin', grill crackin' things they turn into.
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| It's not a shark. It was never, ever a shark. |
So do you buy them? It is an expensive set although you do get three figures. They're great to toy about with and have a lot of character about them in both modes. They're well made and aimed squarely at whatever you lot are calling 'Generations' these days. Sure, the facial detail in robot mode is a bit woolly but that's my opinion, yours may vary. Prime troop building fodder for those with a gold plated house too.
Bottom line is that the Shark Attack Squad are inescapably fun, and that's what this is all about, yes?
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| No. Apparently Apex and Geminus do not have this covered |
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Tuesday, 15 April 2014
FansProject WB004 - Revolver Core
‘This one will be an easy pass’, he said.
‘There’s a Hasbro version of Roadbuster coming out’, he
said.
‘I have no need for two Roadbusters’, he said.
And y’know what? I think he was right. Cos this thing is 'effing epic.
The fourth in FansProject’s Warbot series and the second in
the ‘Core’ line of robots introduced with WB002 - Steel Core, Revolver is a big blocky
thwack of Third Party fun.
And in true to form fashion, the designers at FP have put
their own stamp on G1. One glance at him in the box and you know where you’re
at here. It’s definitely Roadbuster. It’s just not particularly accurate to any
one take on the character. What it is, however, is definitively FansProject.
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| Unapologetically about to kick your ass |
Angular, chunky, squared off and pointy with that distinctly
anime flavour, Revolver Core is a military muscle machine, presenting a look
that screams not only strength but agility with it.
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| One of these days, these poses and that canal are going to become acquainted |
And he’s got some pretty great articulation to back up that aesthetic.
Nagging things like the armour around his ball jointed head blocking full
movement bring it down a bit, but double jointed knees and foot rockers lift things right back up again.
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| But not today |
Some joints are not so much loose, but a bit more ‘fluid’ than I would like. The waist and one elbow on mine. I can live with that. I’ve been putting this thing through its paces too.
Like any good Wrecker, sorry.. Warbot, Revolver comes packing heat. Twin pistols, a laser rifle and a cannon. And these beauties, as you can see from the photos, are modular too.
An engine resides in Revolver’s back.
This piece is a transformable robot, with ball joints and swivels and an overall spot on attention to detail.
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| Tiny dude of goggled awesome |
In the fiction FP has given us to accompany this line so far, these smaller robots
combine with weaponised larger bodies. Very, um.. very Masterforce. No complaints here though – it's an extra element of play and integral to the Warbot story. But if you don’t like it you
can hardly tell it’s there.
Transformation to vehicle mode is surprising. Somebody has
been taking notes from Jizai and the Function X line and I’d like to buy that
somebody a round of high fives. Arms twist and fold in myriad but
understandable ways. The legs are clever too, folding backwards into themselves
while the shins go and meet his back panels to form the rear of the car.
Plenty takes place during
the conversion and while it isn’t in quite the same league of oil based origami
that the F(x) line has treated us to, it's a well thought out and enjoyable slice of engineering.
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| That bumper.. that bumper is made of GUNS |
We end up with a halftrack jeep slung low to the ground, slow looking but powerful.
To be honest this mode is never going to set the world on fire but
getting here was eye opening and it’s a lot of fun having his smaller self
interact with the vehicle. Because pilot.
It doesn’t roll freely which is a shame – no tiny wheels
within the treads, alas
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| Admit it, the fact we have a tiny goggled dude of awesome driving a car with a bumper made of guns makes you smile |
In closing, this is a damn fine release from FansProject.
Revolver is full of play features and badass good looks, meaning the Warbot line is back with a bit of a stormer. The modular weaponry is a lovely touch, the transformation is a lot of fun and I enjoy the 'Core' interaction with the smaller robot.
Above all else though, he's scratched my Roadbuster itch with consummate skill.
Above all else though, he's scratched my Roadbuster itch with consummate skill.
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| Let's go to work |
(NB. Revolver can interact with the recently released Riftshot and Recoiler Core retools, each of whom comes with attachment pieces. This adds further modular options to the figure, not just in terms of weaponry but in armour options for both robot and vehicle modes. Sadly, these have been a FPC exclusive thus far. Let's get them on a general release, eh?)
Thursday, 10 April 2014
Takara MP-19 Smokescreen
Cows are full of milk. This milk is profitable to exploit. So we milk them.
Masterpiece Transformers are full of win. This win is
profitable to exploit. And as with the humble bovine, Takara milk their MP
molds with the fury of a cheated Emmerdale farmer.
MP-19 Smokescreen is the third use of the excellent,
excellent Datsun body type. Previously released as the almost universally adored Prowl and Streak, this one features some significant retooling, a killer
paint job and has also managed to raise eyebrows and cross arms in some quarters of
the fandom.
Revisiting the toy for the purposes of this review was an
opportunity to get down and dirty with the Datsun mold again.
And it is a wonderful thing. The conversion mimics the transformation
in the cartoon and manages to be challenging yet intuitive. Taking Smokescreen back
to car mode was the first time I had done it since Christmas Day. It was pretty
damn fun, with no ‘?!’ moment, the only thing I found a bit tricky being the
legs coming back together.
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| Paint. Paint everywhere. Lovely stuff. |
The vehicle mode looks awesome.
A licensed Nissan Fairlady 280Z-T painted up in red white and blue racing livery. The colours
are beautiful and the car has a new, ground hugging bumper as well as a spoiler.
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| Loving nods or missed opportunity? |
While the sponsorship tampos across the car are fake, they
do look good. The ‘Slot Fever’ one in particular tickles me up. Smokescreen
really was a bit of a dick in ‘The Gambler’ episode, throwing Prime et al to the
wolves when he blew it on the slots and I admire him for wearing his addiction
with pride.
Of course this sponsorship fakery has prompted understandable
criticism (this is a Masterpiece figure) and a Reprolabels set is available to
fix this. Personally, I’m not about to cover up the brilliant paint job with
stickers just yet. I’m glad the sticker set is available though. There has been
a huge call for it.
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| Wheels up on shoulders? Check. Jamming Launchers? Check. Disruptor Rifle? Check. Ability to divide fandom? That's a big check. |
In robot mode, Smokescreen does what every Masterpiece since
MP-10 has done and looks as if he has walked out of the cartoon. Ironically that’s
probably his biggest flaw.
The new front grill makes him look a bit on the chunky side,
as it does in the show.
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| 'Do I smell.. cake??' |
The headsculpt is accurate but..
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| '..caaaake.' |
..the headsculpt is accurate. For some, this one has been a
real problem.
My main issue is that he just seems a lot more - and I struggle with saying it cos he is one (albeit at the higher end of things) - ‘toylike’ in robot
mode than his brethren. I don’t know if it's a case of his colour scheme being
so much more in your face than the other two or if it's his tubby little features, but
something doesn't sit quite right with me here lining them up.
It’s a cartoon accurate Smokescreen
and I’m dissing him for it.. There’s my ‘?!’
moment.
What does shine through regardless is that this is one fantastic
figure to fiddle with, being highly poseable and rocking excellent build
quality. Personal feelings regarding aesthetics cannot do a disservice to the shapes that Smokescreen can throw, the overall finish and the quality of the toy.
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| Undeniable articulation, balance and love of slots. |
It's just strange how a couple of changes can alter ones perception of a figure essentially bought and loved twice before.
Robits, eh?
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